‘Amalayer’ and Paula Jamie Salvosa are trending topics worldwide including the Philippines. Reports earlier said Paula Jamie Salvosa, the ‘Amalayer’ girl, is rumored to have been kicked out of her school, La Consolacion College in Manila, for berating a lady guard at the Santolan station of the LRT Line 2 on Tuesday, November 13, 2012.
Some netizens are making responses related to ‘Chuck Norris’ facts and jokes. It says “Replace ‘Chuck Norris’ fact by ‘AMALAYER’. Here are some of the versions:
AMALAYER doesn’t use the Force, he uses Fear.
You ever heard of the sun, AMALAYER was cold one day.
AMALAYER doesn’t get struck by lightning, lightning gets struck by AMALAYER.
Why did we have a global recession? Because AMALAYER asked “Whats a global Recession?”
AMALAYER can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
AMALAYER can play Techno music on a harmonica
When AMALAYER shaves he uses a new Titanium bolt cutter every time
AMALAYER could hit your head yesterday.
AMALAYER can make a dog sweat.
When AMALAYER play Modern Warfare II he can get a Nuke…Use it… and still be playing
You wake up groggy because your brain is realizing that today is just another that AMALAYER could kill you.
When the going gets tough, AMALAYER gets going.
AMALAYER is the reason why there’s only one airbender left.